The ultimate GTD Productivity tool

As a master procrastinator and having the memory capabilities of a toaster, I had to create a system to keep me from drowning in complexity and to remember everything I had on my plate. It's like having a personal taskmaster but with more emojis and fewer whips.
My friends forced me to make it a template. It is not the fanciest one, but indeed it is the most straightforward.
A complete GTD guide is inside, to guide you through the method plus the template guide.