Delivery is more important than the joke itself
Joke 1
There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: ”Does it feel hot in here to you?”
The other mufflin looks at him and says: ”AHHHHHHH….talking muffin!”
Joke 2
Two whales are in the ocean.
One whale looks at the other and says: make whale noises for like 10 seconds
The other whale looks at him and says: ”What the hell did you just say to me?”