Insult - You are so fat.
Reply - “Yeah the fries have to go somewhere”
Insult - This is not a good presentation.
Reply - “This may be but not a bad one either”
Insult - That outfit’s terrible.
Reply - “I didn’t have time to go to fashion class this week” OR (I got it from your closet)
Insult - Wow, that’s so graceful (sarcastically).
Reply - As you can tell I was top of my dance class
Insult - You’re so boring.
Reply - Yeah, I put myself to sleep every night.