HOOK 1: Okay, so I swapped my wine for this tart lemon magnesium drink.
BODY: And honestly, no regrets. I used to think wine was the only way to unwind until I tried this.
It’s a magnesium drink that helps you relax without the sugar or the 3 a.m. wake up.
Tastes like tart lemon. No sugar. But what it really does, it chills you out without the hangover.
I sleep better, I feel better, and I don’t wake up like I’ve been hit by a bus.
They’re giving away free 5-night trials right now. No subscription required. Just try it and see if it beats your glass of wine.
HOOK 2: This fucking lemon magnesium drink literally stopped me drinking wine every night [editing note: bleep ‘fucking’]
HOOK 3: Okay so ****I used to smoke the devil’s lettuce or drink wine every night after work, but recently swapped them both for this tart lemon magnesium drink.
HOOK 4: Girls, I used to think wine was the only way to unwind until I tried this. [editing note: script continues on to ‘It’s a magnesium drink…’]