ROBBER 1:

Well, what do we have here... all alone past midnight.

Tsk tsk tsk. Didn’t your parents teach you better?

(shuffling sfx)

ROBBER 2:

(grunts) Whoa whoa, where are you going, darling?

Don’t worry about anything. We aren’t here to hurt you.

ROBBER 3:

Just give us everything you have and we’ll be on our merry way.

(pause)

(shuffles sfx, takes wallet)

ROBBER 2:

(scoffs, then bursts out laughing)

I think you need more money than us.

(Robbers laugh)

ROBBER 1:

We’re still in the first week of the month and already your wallet is empty.

(chuckles) Useless.

ROBBER 3: