DIALOGUE (f&b)

1. I love love me a good dialogue wherein it seems as if i am either a part of the conversation or witnessing it first hand
2. corny dialogues will make me off myself. is this a wattpad???
3. show not tell!!! a combo of adj and actions (facial expression desc) make the dialogue even better cuz it makes the characters feel more real—alive
4. classic lit seems to lack this—-or idk maybe im j illiterate and a classic lit hater
5. idc much ab grammar but atleast make it decent

PLOT (f&b)

1. tbh idk what makes a plot bad or good, those plot holes etc? i dont get those
2. as long as the plot has been established or built properly througout the story line we good
3. i love cliches (only romance trope)
4. plot twists are good too as long as im not able to guess it halfway thru the story
5. mind fucks.

CHARACTERS (f&b)

1. i hate HATE HATE dumb ahh characters—esp if it’s a female main character??? give me a break. i’ll drop it faster than ur dad left
2. minus a hund points if it’s a dumb female character in a dumb romcom
3. ill always look for the funny/sarcastic side character—it depends on the genre/context
4. do they have lore? background? i want to know who im reading about and not just some rando i decided to stick my nose into
5. i like my mains troubled and sick

CINEMA (f)

1. idc ab the professional criteria for judging the cinematic aspect of a film such as angles , lighting and etc. as long as i find it pleasing to MY eye we good. 10/10