HELLO NANCY x NICK KYRGIOS PHASE TWO

Campaign: "The Kyrious Ball Launch" Asset: Phase 2 Hero Video (Super Bowl / Infomercial Style) Tone: Ridiculous American infomercial, over-the-top "science," high-energy revenge

[SCENE 1] INT. HIGH-TECH "PLEASURE LAB" - DAY Fast-paced, dynamic camera movement. The lab is absurdly high-tech but filled with tennis equipment. Neon blue and pink lighting.

NICK KYRGIOS stands at a sleek metal table wearing a pristine white lab coat over his tennis gear. He is wearing safety goggles.

The walls of the lab tell a story. Behind him hangs a massive GOALS POSTER — a vision board covered in cut-out magazine photos of Grand Slam trophies, a picture of a woman looking satisfied, the words "MAKE HER HAPPY" in bold red letters, a diagram of a tennis court with "THE SPOT" circled aggressively, and a Post-it note that reads "Beat the Lemon." Next to it is an ANTI-LEMON PROPAGANDA POSTER — a yellow lemon inside a red circle with a line through it (like a no-smoking sign), with the text "ENEMY #1" underneath. There's also a smaller poster that just says "LEMONS ARE NOT TOYS" in aggressive block letters.

Spread across the table are dozens of different tennis balls — some cut in half, some hooked up to wires, some vibrating violently off the edge of the table. A whiteboard in the corner reads "DAYS WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THE LEMON: 0".

NICK(Direct to camera, intense infomercial energy)They thought they could beat me with a lemon. A lemon. So I did what any rational, highly competitive athlete would do. I became a scientist.

[SCENE 2A]INT. CONFERENCE ROOM / FOCUS GROUP - DAYQuick-cut montage. Upbeat, absurd energy. Title card flashes on screen: "THE RESEARCH PHASE" with a counter that reads "10,247 WOMEN INTERVIEWED."

Nick sits at the head of a long conference table, wearing his lab coat, taking furious notes on a yellow legal pad. Across from him sit REAL WOMEN of all ages, backgrounds, and styles — laughing, gesturing, shaking their heads at him.

WOMAN 1(Amused, patient)Nick... it's not a target. You don't aim for it like a serve.NICK(Writing intensely)So... not a serve. More like a... drop shot?WOMAN 2(Laughing)Oh my god, no.

Quick cut: Nick is now sitting on the floor surrounded by a circle of women, cross-legged, like a kindergartener at story time. He is raising his hand to ask a question.

NICK(Genuinely earnest)Okay but... is it always in the same spot? Or does it move? Because in tennis, the ball moves.

The women all look at each other and burst out laughing.

[SCENE 2B] INT. MEDICAL OFFICE - DAYSmash cut. Clinical, bright lighting. A FEMALE DOCTOR in a white coat stands next to a massive anatomical diagram on a pull-down screen. She is holding a pointer stick. Nick sits in a small chair like a student, notebook open, pen ready. FEMALE DOCTOR(Pointing at the diagram, professionally)Okay, Nick, so this is the clitoris. It's right here.

Nick squints. Leans forward. Squints harder.

NICK...Where?

The doctor taps the pointer on the exact spot.