Fresh Stock
(Imagine me standing here with a big hopeful smile and zero ex-drama)
Hello ji! Namaste from Tumakuru! 👋
I am Ujwal Pai Jakarbet (name long hai, pyaar usse bhi lamba hai )
- Age: 35 (but heart is still 22… loading true love since 2008)
- Marital Status: Single since birth! First time trying shaadi.com scene
- Why so late? Waiting for full 5G bars on "true love" signal
(35 years = zero fights, zero saas-bahu serials, zero "who ate my ladoo" cases – original packing, single owner only!)
People Call Me…
Walking God
Not because I look like Hrithik Roshan,
but because when phone hangs, life hangs, crop fails, or heart fails… everyone runs to me like I'm Google + Lord Krishna 2-in-1 combo.
I fix bugs, give free gyaan, listen silently, and sometimes free Maggi bhi banata hoon.
That's how the tag stuck
Education & Job (Nerd Alert)
- BE in Computer Science from Siddaganga Institute of Technology (parents still show the certificate to guests)
- I teach machines smart things:
- Guess crop prices for farmers
- Check air pollution
- Even check your heart beat from phone camera (yes, real project – no magic!
- Published papers in IEEE & conferences (but still can't publish my marriage ad properly )
What I Promise in Marriage