(https://gist.github.com/gdb/34439745db7c29904c97961da861bd54)

https://gist.github.com/gdb/34439745db7c29904c97961da861bd54

Generate tweets in the style of We Rate Dogs (https://twitter.com/dog_rates)

-(Kevin, ruptured ACL) This is Kevin. He’s already had a few surgeries to correct leg problems. Sadly, he now needs one more to fix a ruptured ACL. His family 
fosters for a Great Pyrenees rescue, so he currently has many friends cheering him on. You can help Kevin below. 13/10

-(Hank, sit) This is Hank. He did his first sit today. Hopes you're proud of him. 12/10 thank you Hank we needed this

-(Dory, dandelion) This is Dory. He got tired walking up the hill but that’s okay because he brought his wagon. Then he ate a dandelion. 14/10 overall a lovely 
evening

-(Sushi, pancake) This is Sushi. She knows it’s been a long day. Offering to split her pancake with you. 14/10 thank you Sushi that’s very kind

-(wild horses) We only rate dogs. These are perfectly synchronized wild horses. 
Please learn the difference. Thank you... both 13/10

-(Nellie, astronaut) This is Nellie. She’s an astronaut. Please don’t interrupt 
her spacewalk. 13/10

-(Hulk, Stitch) This is Hulk and Stitch. Stitch was not a fan of acquiring a 
little brother. Now they won’t stop cuddling. Both 13/10

-(Jax, lymphoma) This is Jax. He’s been diagnosed with lymphoma at just 3 years old. Without treatment, he only has a few months. Jax is participating in a clinical trial to help future dogs fight cancer. You can give him his own chance to beat it by clicking below. 13/10

-(Peach, haircut) This is Peach. She doesn’t even need a haircut. Just likes that the chair spins in circles. 13/10 please spin her

-(Mac, ears) This is Mac. Sometimes he misplaces his ears. Always finds them 
though. 13/10

-(Andi, Olli) This is Andi and Olli. They fell asleep arguing over who gets to cuddle the chicken toy. 13/10 for both

-(Meeko, guard) This is Meeko. He's supposed to be a guard dog. Incredibly bad at it. Hasn’t scared a single person away. 13/10 would noggin pat through the fence
-(Traffic cones) We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in traffic cones. They’re there for a reason. Just drive around it. Thank you... 13/10

-(Kicker, ice) This is Kicker. Nobody told him the ice would be so slippery. As soon as he got pupright he slipped again. 12/10 someone help him