Mr. Gavin Cabbage
Goad, the God of much forgiveness, but little humor. Tube Sock, the hilarious demon.
Goad lives in The Ethic Expanse.
Goad created humans because he got bored with The Ethic Expanse and wanted to see what would happen. He also wanted to share in complaint about his furniture, but he fucked up and made humans unable to see.
Hot Ball is made to sustain them and listen to them for eternity as punishment.
Religion & redistribution of wealth are a joke.
Noah - Nose, in the sailing ship Ache Gourd, The Shunt, and the Holy Shag
The people are called Hummus
Tube Sock, literally one of Goad’s socks gone rogue (the first of the Fallen Garb to have fallen in the Humor Hole, down to the Bitter Bog, where he became stinky and very funny with time) - poops out an olive and insists that Amen and Eat must share it. They consume the olive and learn to make jokes. After 10,000 years, Goad is utterly tired of the wall of jokes noise and so he sends his son Phlem - a humorless psychopath - to shut humanity up once and for all.
“I’d begin by stating an assumption: to affect something with any intent or purpose, you must be able to perceive it. I am not divine or realistically under the influence of any superstition. I am not a prophet…I am a priest. That is to say, I read and pray…nothing more.” Themes and silly implications..bearnote
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