Introduction

This doctrine underpins my stand as :Waseem: Malik, Sui Juris, against Thames Valley Police, Abri Housing, and the Magistrates’ Court on 21 Jul 2025 (Log #610).

He was born the same day I was. He looks like me, has the same name, and lives in my house.

Responsibilities and Burden

I pay his parking tickets and taxes. The worst part? He's been dead from day one.

Creation and Confusion

From every birth certificate, a legal personality, or legal fiction, is created with the same name to confuse little old me into thinking it's me. So, there is a human me and a paper me, or as it's commonly known, a straw man.

Language Barrier: Legalese vs. English

So when it seems like court clerks and/or the police are speaking English, they aren't. They're speaking legalese, designed to make me agree to verbal and written contracts without even knowing about it, all spun from Black's Law Dictionary.

Example 1: Registration and Ownership

For example, did you know that whenever you register something, you are handing over a title to the person you register it with? That's right. Whenever you register something with the government, they assume it belongs to them.

Example 2: Registered Vehicle

Registered your car? Super! Now you are the registered keeper of your vehicle, and the government can crush it when you don't pay your, ahem, straw man's taxes.

Example 3: Birth Certificate and New Straw Man

Expecting a new bundle of joy? Well then you need to register your little darling with a birth certificate. Then they can start the process all over again and create a new straw man for your little one. Isn't that great?

Consequences for the Child

So when Junior grows up, he'll be able to generate revenue just like you have. When you notify on your baby by signing the birth certificate, your child becomes a ward of state.

Government Control

And if the government doesn't like what you're doing, they'll assume it's okay to take the child away or make new rules for things they don't like. Not enough school? Smacking your child? Shouting too loudly? Then it's off to social services for the little one.

Bills and Ownership