Hey, you. Yeah, you with the big ass ears. Can’t you read? Wtf do you need a spreadsheet for, asshole? God, how much of a dickhead can you be? All the characters are right there shitstain. Quit being a fuckin l-.
I’m sorry for all that up there. Mikey got into my office and stole my damn backspace key fucking AGAIN. He’s trying this new thing he’s calling “rage-bait” on me and other staff members and it’s just so…..Mikey.
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