(Alternatively: Siri, Discreet Idiot)

• [ ] Type to Siri was (Almost) a true revelation

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Siri is my One and Only Apple’s “hopelessly outclassed” personal assistant is the only one who has actually netted provided a net gain to my person.

Sum of Siri’s function over 7 years

• DISABLE ALL ALARMS
• Remind me to a̱̙͝s̰͕̗̳̳̖͞ͅd̤l̰͎͈͘k̲̤f҉͓͔̠ͅa̰͖j̺̹͕̹̹͙̱͡;̛̻̮̰ṣ̤̫̮̞͈ͅd̘̦l̨͔f͏͚̙̻͙k̛̯̼̦̙͖̮̦j̰̮͖̺̠͓͞a͖̲͇͕̪̟ͅ;̖̗͓̯̟when I get home.
• Hey Siri! ….............................................. Where are you? …............... “Wherever you are, that’s where I am.”