Alright universe… You good? Because this feels personal.

Alarm didn’t ring, phone died first, Coffee tasted like it held a grudge. Shoelace snapped on the front porch step, Great start, ten out of ten. Missed the bus, caught the rain, Weather said “sunny” with confidence. Keys disappeared, wallet too, I laugh like wow, you came prepared, huh?

Every setback showed up coordinated, Like y’all rehearsed and carpooled in. I look around, hands on hips, Say is this the whole set or just the warm-up?

I’m ready for whatever, stack it high, Late trains, bad news, wrong place, wrong time. You throw everything, I don’t fold, ever, I grin like yeah, yeah… ready for whatever. Bad storm on blast, Life emptying clips, I’m still unbothered. You call it collapse, I call it weather, I brought jokes, I’m ready for whatever.

Inbox screaming, bank app quiet, Motivation called in sick again. Plans fell apart mid-sentence, Life really said no editing. Flat tire, dead Wi-Fi, Brain buffering, soul on standby. You’d think this breaks a normal person, I’m naming the day and moving on.

Universe swinging like it’s mad at me, I check the time like that all you got? I don’t duck, I don’t dramatize, I step sideways and crack a smile.

I’m ready for whatever, chaos deluxe, Extra problems, no instructions. You pile it on, I stay clever, Sarcasm loaded, ready for whatever. Yeah, ready for whatever, flood or flame, Life going nuclear, I stay the same. You want panic, tears, surrender, Best I can do is laughter and momentum.

At this point, If one more thing goes wrong… I’m charging admission.

ready for whatever, bring the rest, You missed a spot on my left side, yes? You throw the book, the shelf, the law, I dodge, joke, keep moving forward. Yeah, ready for whatever, final form, Universe tapped out, I’m still warm. You tried breaking me, now or never, All you did was make me funnier.

ready for whatever.

Meet tomorrow. Make it interesting.