This is a place to store old quotes after they have been taken down from the house quote boards. Add the quote to the semester that it was taken down on. (Considering this has never been used, and we don't even keep a quote board anymore as far as I know, I would just delete it but I don't know how - Aidan S. Delta 1215)
"I definitely have a penis that is not a black hole, and it is definitely quite. Sizable." - Eric Newman
"If I were Rainbow Fish, I would say sucks for you!" - Jasmeet
Kim to Alan on the 'Lulu' app
"I'm going to say we hooked up so I can rate you on sex."
Justin: Is one of your parents white?
Trevor: Yes.
Justin: Are you actually mixed, though?
Royal: I used to spend every week with Ariel over the summer?
Justin: Did you sleep with her?
Justin: Wait, bestiality is illegal?
"I can stick some shit... to some shit." - Gamma 1316 (Charles)
Trevor: Carbon dioxide's not black.
Leon: YOU'RE not black!
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Trevor: I don't bang girls. It's against the rules.