Ingredients:

• HELLA AVOCADOS ****
• At least half a lemon per avocado
• At least quarter of a handful (or a Nivi handful) of diced tomatoes per avocado
• And also at least a Nivi handful of chopped onions per avocado
• Sufficient jeera (cumin)
• Red chili powder, or Big Hot Easy powder if you want to level up
• Salt to taste
• Cilantro unless you're Nivi

Instructions: Mix n mash.