At the behest of our one and only on-hand interviewer, every transcript of every mon- *ahem “*inmate” within The Pantheon has been collected and assembled for you here (why you’d wanna know what’s going on in the heads of these guys is a mystery to me, but everyone has their thing, I guess).
Prepare yourself for all manner of soul-disturbing, heart-wrenching, rage-inducing, tear-jerking, lip-biting (do I have to put that in there? Fu- FINE!!) tales your mind, body, and soul can fathom.
So enjoy yourself to your heart’s content…. yes, you too, person reading this (visibly shudders).