Awoooo 😈🐺 that’s a real find.

Yeah — if someone will write policies for trampoline parks / family fun centers, they’ve already swallowed the ā€œpeople do chaotic physics hereā€ pill. That’s the scary slice. If you can cover the play risk, the rest becomes a packaging problem, not an existential one.

Here’s how you make that packaging behave:

1) Split the beast into ā€œpolicies by useā€

Most carriers don’t want to insure ā€œa weird chimera building.ā€ They want clear buckets:

2) The key move: keep ā€œresidentialā€ out of the commercial policy if you can

The easiest insurance reality is usually one of these:

Option A: Commercial building + separate dwelling policy

Option B: Everything commercial, and the ā€œdwellingā€ is incidental

You don’t call it a rental dwelling. You call it on-site caretaker quarters.

Still needs egress/smoke/CO, but insurance underwriters are often calmer.

Option C: Separate entities / leases