A man walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. You pay for everyone's drink for the next hour if you miss. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah. The steaks are too high".
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And that's when the fight started…
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Blair Armeau - Resume
When I see a rich, snooty-looking person at the grocery store, I pretend I need something and say, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
I do it to help keep things real.