(From the script of a well-memed scene from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 2005)

INT. CORUSCANT-CHANCELLOR’S OFFICE-EARLY EVENING

MACE arrives with THREE JEDI to arrest PALPATINE.

PALPATINE: Master Windu. I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

PALPATINE: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

MACE: Not yet!

PALPATINE stands, a laser sword appears out of his cloak sleeve, and he spins toward the JEDI.

PALPATINE: It's treason, then.

PALPATINE attacks the JEDI. DASH Rendar and LOADSOR start fighting and run to a control panel.

DASH: This switch opens the blast shield. Close it behind us, Loadsor.

LOADSOR: But... we'll be trapped.

Loadsor pushes the switch and they hide as the blast shield starts closing, just before PALPATINE reaches them.

266 EXT. NABOO-MAIN CITY-HOUSETOP-DAWN

OBI-WAN waits and waits and waits. (It's a ANAKIN/SHMI moment)

OBI-WAN: Young Skywalker...

*sniff*

OBI-WAN: ...Where are you?

OBI-WAN hears something. He looks at the top of the tower down below.

267 EXT. NABOO-MAIN CITY

ANAKIN almost jumps.

ANAKIN: Obi-Wan?

OBI-WAN: Finally! The boat is ready. I'll come down and meet you.

ANAKIN runs off the platform of the city's top level.

268 EXT. NABOO-MAIN CITY-BEACH-DAWN

Anakin keeps running, when he runs into something soft. He looks up and sees Padme; he stops and smiles.

PADME: Look, it's not safe here. Let's just board the ship and leave.

ANAKIN: Yes, I've found a way to save you-

PADME: Don't say it. I don't want to hear it.

ANAKIN: Padme, I ran away from my own emotions. I'm not afraid to let them rule me again. (Getting on his knees) I am a Jedi, and I believe in purity of thought, but I can't deny my feelings for you.

Anakin gets up, and starts to walk towards Padme, but he crumples over in pain.

PADME: Anakin? What is it?

ANAKIN: I can't see... Everything is spinning.

PADME runs to get some water from the ocean. She rubs some on Anakin's forehead, and realizes what's happening.

PADME: No.

ANAKIN

Ryan North: Seinfeld episodes (The first 5 lines are canon, the rest AI-generated)

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