Thinking about becoming an employee at Agency of Helping Hands? What the fuck is wr- I mean, if that’s you, you’ve come to your one and only stop to understanding just what is required of you here at The Mon- Oww…The Pantheon.

Below are our Employee Handbooks for the potential Wards you could be placed in. Bear in mind, the North American Specialized Containment Unit is not for the faint of heart. Armed with the basic knowledge required for employment, you’re now ready to tackle your first day.

Welcome to The Zo-OWW…The Pantheon. Break a leg….or an arm…or a…just don’t die okay?

Ward 1 Handbook

Ward 2 Handbook