Cris Carter’s past ain’t just messy—it’s a masterclass in contradiction. From shady deals and rookie scandals to gaslighting the next generation of Black athletes, we break it all down in true Hybrid POV fashion.
🎙️ Script:
HOOK (HEADLINE SLAP):
“Cris Carter talkin’ about integrity is like a scammer teaching financial literacy. Man sat at the table of chaos, then turned around and judged who brought dessert.”
Yo… you ever met that uncle who gives you a 30-minute lecture about staying clean—right after you watched him pour Henny in his cereal?
That’s Cris Carter.
This man went from Ohio State golden boy to NCAA rule-breaker real quick.
Got caught up with shady agents like he was auditioning for “Power: NCAA Edition.”
Then poof—disqualified, coach got fired, and the team fell off harder than a rapper’s sophomore album.
Fast forward—he’s in Philly acting like he wasn't outside, lying to grand juries, blowing up his own bag with drugs, and STILL found time to collect touchdowns like Pokémon cards.
But here’s where the plot gets peak irony.
In 2014, at an NFL rookie symposium—Cris told the new bloods to “get a fall guy.”
A FALL GUY, fam.
You mean to tell me the dude who was the cautionary tale told rookies to bring a crash dummy with them to the league?