Actually, let’s spice it up a bit.
You can find the serious stuff in the <think> collapsibles
Storytime.
Once upon a time, there was Guy.
Guy’s a boomer. Born in the 70s. Was one of Steve Jobs’ sons (didn’t abandon this one).
Guy wasn’t the smartest kid on the block, but he had something no one else had: a face. You could point at him, click at him, drag him around. He was approachable.
Then came Lisa.
Lisa was the one who made Guy famous. She showed the world how he could shine, how he could make computers less like rocket science and more like a toy. With Lisa, Guy became a star. Everyone wanted to hang out with him.
But fame is dangerous.
Guy got comfortable.
Guy got slow, bloated and gooey.
He didn’t care. People relied on him so much he didn’t think he needs to change.
But then… there was a new kid in town.
Louis.
His friends nicknamed him Cell.