Summary by Claude AI
Fresh off their escape from Amethyst Kingdom custody, the crew of the Flopping Flounder 2 spend a night at the Golden Apple bar before driving to Donmir Villa — a gothic manor estate — for a private exhibition race hosted by wealthy patron Oswald Donmir for his birthday. The exhibition turns into chaos: Cramp's mother Mary Pimpkin arrives and takes over serum sales, Boyd gets convinced to cut off his prized hair, and Rav Humbach surfs a wave of iron chains above the speeding cart. The session ends mid-crisis as Robbie Kingsley and Collins Campbell steal a document called the Sanguine Accord from Oswald's private study — only for Oswald himself to appear through a hidden passage and trigger a building-wide alarm.
The crew unwinds at the Golden Apple bar. Rav uses Moat to illegally stream banned Notorious music, costing him one permanent HP. Collins Campbell receives a note slipped by a halfling barmaid named Diana. The crew meets in the Little Rats district the next morning before heading to the villa.
Oswald Donmir — a wealthy, well-connected host — has organized a private racing exhibition for his birthday, arranged by his daughter Sila Donmir. The Flopping Flounder 2 competes against a rival cart in a showcase lap around the manor's cobblestone track. The crew wins the crowd.
Cramp's mother Mary Pimpkin — a large, imposing, extremely wealthy woman — shows up uninvited and immediately begins running her own serum sales operation in the middle of the party grounds, to the horror of the noble guests and Cramp alike.
Rav bonds with rival racer Boyd over wave philosophy on the garden grounds. He convinces Boyd to cut off his famously beautiful long blond hair — Boyd does it himself, scissors in hand, in a moment of spiritual release.
Little Bro is launched invisibly across the garden and collides directly with Oswald Donmir's face, knocking him unconscious. The crowd is stunned.
While the party continues, Robbie (wearing a stolen guard's armor) and Collins slip into the manor. Collins disables a magical ward on Oswald's study. Robbie retrieves a folder containing the Sanguine Accord — a significant political document. As Collins opens the folder, a hidden bookshelf passage opens from Oswald's bedroom. Oswald — now awake — steps through and hits a building-wide alarm. Session ends on the cliffhanger.
Rolled this session: once per campaign, speaking the word "Honda" forces all nearby creatures to pause and feel cooperative for 10 seconds.